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- During the boom days there was a terrible shortage of office supplies and they got very expensive and had to be carefully rationed. It got so bad you had to pay per clip! (1)
Submitted by: David R. Yale from BestPuns.com on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Sales
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- Q: Why did the sailor cut off a big branch from a tree growing on the beach?
A: Because he wanted to be sure he would have many shore leaves! (1)
Submitted by: David R. Yale from BestPuns.com on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Plants
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- Q: What would you call a very flexible group of musicians?
A: A rubber band! (1)
Submitted by: David R. Yale from BestPuns.com on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Music
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- Q: If 10 killer bees were after you, and you managed to swat just one of them, why would you be out of danger?
A: Because then they'd be nine! (1)
Submitted by: David R. Yale from BestPuns.com on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Animals
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- Q: What would you call it when small birds refurbish their homes?
A: Wrenovations! (1)
Submitted by: David R. Yale from BestPuns.com on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Animals
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- Q: Why do soldiers seem so relaxed after they buy things at the store on base?
A: Because it's the calm-issary! (1)
Submitted by: David R. Yale from BestPuns.com on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Sales
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- Q: How do you silence a gun?
A: Tell it to shut up! (0)
Submitted by: big noob on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Jokes
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- Every time I worry that I am falling behind on my bills, I re-read Donne's poem, "Debt be Not Proud." (0)
Submitted by: SGT Snorkel on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Literature
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- Cotton farmers like the 23rd Psalm because of the verse that says, "I will fear no weevil." (0)
Submitted by: SGT Snorkel on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Religion
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- If tobacco is the devil's weed, I will never smoke. As it says in Psalms, "I will fire no evil." (0)
Submitted by: SGT Snorkel on Aug 21, 2010. Category: Drugs
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